Actually… isn’t this useless?

Microsoft is coming out with this new product for XBox called Kinect, which is basically a no-controller controller. You can totally control your character via your body. So now I have to do the same shit my character in the game does? How am I supposed to game in only a supine position, sitting up only to drink Mountain Dew? And do you really think the average fat fuck who plays video games all day (talkin’ bout you LD) can high-kick or do double jumps anyway? I think I’ll wait for the brain implant model - that way, I can still wash myself with a rag on a stick but game all the livelong day.