Actually… I Wonder If Moose Will Tell Him “Duh, Stay Out Of Riverdale”

The gang at Riverdale High is getting a new companion in the form of light-in-the-loafers student Kevin Keller. In a new story, resident rich bitch Veronica Lodge falls in love with him, but her traditional trickery doesn’t work.

Seems Kevin would be more into Jughead than Ronnie. Glossing over the obvious fact that Juggie is the biggest ‘mo this side of Bruce Vilanch, I’m pretty unimpressed. This dude will probably be in one story, then forgotten about. Do you know how many characters Archie Comics have introduced over the years?

The only way I’ll get into this (or you know, read it on my toilet) is if they give Kevin Keller some love triangle story like Archie has with Betty and Veronica. What crazy schemes will Jughead pull to get Kevin to take him to the prom? What will happen when Kevin forgets he made dates with Reggie and Jughead on the same night? Will Kevin Keller ever meet his long lost gay dads Keller and Beecher? And will Moose still get jealous if Kevin starts having makeup parties with Midge?