Actually… I’m Only On Grindr To Meet Fellow Brohams

I got fired from my job at the slash fiction factory. The recession has hit us all hard. So I’ve got a lot of free time on my hands. Time that I wisely use perusing Grindr to see who’s hot and in my immediate vicinity at Steamworks. In my vast online cruising, I find that a lot of the dudes on Grindr say something like… “masc only” or, and I quote, “normal dude looking for bro types.”

Now, sure, they’re all dreamy and everyone loves a Pimps N Hoes party, but for reals Grindr community? Have you forgotten what you’re on there for?

This is what my profile reads: “Just a normal dude, into chilling with my bros over brews, and if a dick happens to repeatedly fall into my mouth or asshole… So be it.”