Actually… I Find The News That Ricky Martin Is a Butt Pirate Very Shocking
So Ricky Martin has come out as a gay man. I’m sure that he’ll be on the cover of People Magazine this week, talking about his struggles and how he wants the world to be a better, more open place for his children or some other equally gay shit. I’m just shocked that the dude who sang “She Bangs” and frolicks like this on the beach could possibly be a homersexual.
Maybe all my stereotyping has been for naught?
