Actually… The Best Part Of Waking Up

Every morning, I drag my ass out of bed and trudge to the slash fiction factory via TTC. And every morning, it’s the same routine. Walk for a while, wait for the streetcar, hate on everyone on the streetcar, wait for the subway, repeat hateration. Never do I pick up a Metro for a morning read, although judging from this blogTO post, I think I’m gonna start.

Metro printed this this morning. Seems homeboy was celebrating the Santa Claus Parade with his dick out. Truly, the only way to enjoy festivities near children.